This is what a radio DJ called this particular month.
Uh oh. Did they perfect wormhole technology and not let me know? Are we suddenly in the middle of fall and I missed summer? It’s 40s at night and 40-50s during the day, raining, and so overcast that it’s pretty dark out there. It’s so dark that when we wake up in the morning Girlfriend asks, “why are waking up so early?” She’s convinced it’s the middle of the night.
Maybe Seattle forget to hire a Summer Coordinator again? That happens every so often and it sucks. Anyone have a house in Hawaii or Mexico that I could borrow for the summer?
The chicks are hating life. Every time I go out there they rush up and start cheeping at me. I think they’re saying, “please bring us back into the kitchen again!”
