I have discovered that when I have nothing else to post, I can pretend to post by taking and reporting the results of an inane quiz. So here’s my pirate name:
My pirate name is:
Captain Jenny Flint
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Actually, I am feeling like the captain of our house, which is set to float away fairly soon if this rain doesn’t stop. My basement is a series of puddles that you have to hop over to get to the washer and dryer.
And, some kindergarten humor from my daughter (and my husband):
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? R (duh)
Har, Har, Har…
Ahoy, and shiver me timbers!
Ye scallywag best be respecting the Jolly Roger, less a good keelhauling will help sour that sass, and get ye a meeting with Davy Jones himself!!
Argh, ye Scurvy dog!!!